just came to a realization: all the posts about LETS POST HORRIBLE NUDE IMAGES IN PROTEST OF THE NSFW BAN is the 2018 version of whovians grab your sonic screwdrivers potterheads grab your wa
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2018 was complete shit
- this year literally started with logan pauls suicide forest video ALL OVER THE NEWS, in case you forgot.
- eating?? tide?? pods??
- infinity war
- giant spike in school shootings and shootings in general in america
- stephen hawking is dead. rip
- shadowhunters was cancelled (one of the few shows on tv to date with actual asexual rep, also freeforms ONLY good show imo)
- daredevil & luke cage were both cancelled
- iron fist was also cancelled
- stefan karl is dead. rip :(((
- avicii is dead. rip
- stan lee is dead. rip
- mac miller is dead, rip
- stephen hillenburg is dead. rip :(((
- all US toys r us locations died
- YouTube hates all of its content creators
- tumblr shot itself in the foot and is now on its deathbed
- children being separated from their families and kept in fucking cages for literally no reason
- wildfires murdering a giant part of california
- I knew 1 singular person on YouTube rewind and that was Safia Nygaard. wtf was that.
- all the bullshit happening in Brazil right now
- nazis are being given more platform on most websites than any nsfw content is
- hurricanes
feel free to add more, this was a catastrophically terrible year and I’m 100% sure this isn’t all
Strangers To Friends/Lovers (4) Masterlist
part one, part two, part three
6:30 Special - dansphlevels
Summary: In a world where you and your soulmate both have constellations of dark blue freckles that glow when you’re together, Dan has been waiting for his whole life for it to finally glow. And when it does, he is stood face to face with a man Phil, who looks back in confusion, his own constellation unlit.
À Cœur Ouvert - wavydanrises
Summary: “I wonder if there’s a mind reader here,” Dan thought. “Must get boring, after a while. Always listening to random people’s thoughts and never having anyone to try and talk to you instead. Well, hello! My name’s Dan.”
Co-Stars (ao3) - mollieblack
Summary: Phil Lester hadn’t meant to - he really hadn’t. He hadn’t INTENDED on working for an adult film company that specialized in full length films when he moved to London. And he CERTAINLY hadn’t intended on getting roped into acting in one with his cute and slightly awkward co-star, Dan Howell.
Dance To This - melancholymango
Summary: After meeting on a questionable dating app, Dan and Phil make plans for a quick and easy hook-up. Dan wants to lose his virginity, and Phil is used to one night stands and short-term partners. What he isn’t used to is running into those partners again after they walk out on him.
Flashes Of Innocence - lilacskylester
Summary: Phil Lester was an aspiring photographer, trying to fine tune his skills in a black and white photography class. Cue Daniel Howell, the attractive male that walks in one day and captures Phil’s eyes. But Dan has a small secret, he needs help. He runs a Tumblr blog and he needs someone to shoot his photos for him. But there’s a catch that Phil doesn’t know right away. Dan runs a NSFW porn blog and he’s asking Phil to help him recreate authentic photos.
Jardin d’Eden - wavydanrises
Summary: the one in which Dan is a single dad managing running a flower shop and dealing with his five years old son, and his new teacher is very easy to like.
Let Go Of The Reins (ao3) - natigail
Summary: Dan did not want to go home to his parents’ house the summer after his first year of studying law - which he was failing at - so when a friend suggested a simple job that would keep him busy for three months and give him a place to live, he couldn’t say no. Granted, shovelling horse shit wasn’t glamorous and he was afraid of horses, but the Lester Stables had other things going for it.
Phil was newly graduated with a video editing degree and moving home to his parents’ horse stables, even if he still would not get back on the horse since what happened earlier in the year. He had a complicated relationship with horses to begin with and he had decided he was done riding. When the new stablehand help arrives, Phil finds himself going out to the stables more often despite trying to stay away.
Love is Blind (ao3) - Mollieblack
Summary: When Phil Lester moves to a new highschool in London, he’s determined about a few things. 1) NO ONE here is going to find out he’s gay 2) He’s not going to make friends with anyone that could bring him to the bottom of the school hierarchy 3) He refuses to get bullied here - even if that means not standing up for what he believes is right. What he didn’t expect was that one boy would compromise everything, and suddenly those rules wouldn’t seem so important anymore.
Lungs Filled With Flowers - botanistlester
Summary: Whenever Dan has a bad day, he always knows that Animal Crossing will be there for him no matter what. When he finds a friend code written on his desk, he immediately adds it into his DS, despite not knowing who it could be.
Midnight Moonlight - gorgeousdan
Summary: It’s Halloween, and PJ leaves Dan in charge of babysitting his cousin Phil: a cute puppy with piercing blue eyes who PJ claims is a werewolf. Yeah, right.
Now And Forever (ao3) - waveydnp
Summary: Dan needs somewhere to live after his first year at uni. Phil needs a flatmate.
Phil Lester & The Downfall of Dateable London Men - gorgeousdan
Summary: Phil’s a YouTuber who’s certain he’ll never find love. Dan sends penis enlargement emails and wants to change Phil’s mind.
Sea Glass (ao3) - knlalla
Summary: Phil arrives on the Isle of Man to house-sit at his family’s cabin while it’s repaired and sold. Except the cabin’s in far worse shape than expected, and Phil’s got to find somewhere else to stay (Phil POV)
Six Ravens (ao3) - iihappydaysii
Summary: Dan meets Prince Philip at a cyberbullying campaign, but what starts as a working relationship grows complicated when Dan realizes he’s falling for the prince and maybe, just maybe, he’s not alone in his feelings.
Some Things Are Meant To Be (ao3) - scifi
Summary: Dan thinks his work halloween party is the worst thing in the world until a co-worker he has never met before grabs his attention.
Stage Lights and Sparklers (ao3) - phantasticphun
Summary: When a friend from university asks Phil to direct his new musical on the West End, he is ecstatic. The only thing that would make him happier is if he got to direct musical sensation and actor, Dan Howell. As rehearsals begin, Dan and Phil realize that the drama might not end up being only on stage.
Swipe Right - howellesterfics
Summary: Dan is tired of matching with sexually confused frat boys on Tinder. When he swipes right on Phil, he hopes that this time around things will be different, and well - they certainly are.
To Bite The Hand That Feeds (ao3) - FadingCrystalVoid
Summary: Daniel Howell is a lycan, his and his family’s secret safe from the public. It isn’t until Phil moves into town with lycan parents that things become a problem.
Dan has to learn how to control his wolfy nature while also making and maintaining friendships. Can he do it, or will his secret be revealed to the world?
What A Catch (ao3) - hygee
Summary: Phil visits the same cafe every weekday morning without fail. But, when he decides to visit the cafe on the weekend for once, the atmosphere that he had grown used to has completely changed thanks to a piano player named Dan. While Phil is ready to jump into a relationship, Dan is hesitant and is still trying to stitch his life together again after What Had Happened in his past relationship. And that’s easier said than done.
You’ve got me hooked - gravityplant
Summary: Dan works as a guide at a zip-line park Phil is attending. Phil also manages to get stuck on the zip-line and well… he might be in need of some help from a certain guide.
the sad thing is, everyone thinks they’re so forgettable, or they don’t mean anything to anyone. but you don’t see your high school friend, smiling to themselves, when they think about your quirks or how dramatic you used to be whenever you got a crush. you don’t see the person who saw you around a lot but was always too shy to talk to you. you don’t remember the person you helped, and maybe you didn’t do much for them, but you didn’t know that they were having a shitty month and you sparked their first real smile in weeks. you don’t see the person that secretly loved you too, who never forgot the soft words that you said, or the way you smiled whenever you saw them, or how you reminded them of sunshine and flowers; and how the thought of you pops into their mind more than you will ever know and in the randomest of places. you will never know that a soft song or strawberries or a sunset will remind someone of you. they will go to the beach and think of you for some reason, until they remember that the last time they saw a color as beautiful and as profound as the ocean was when they looked in your eyes. no one knows their impact on people, or their worth. no one thinks they will be missed when they leave, but they don’t know that once you go into someone’s life, even for a fleeting moment, you stay forever, and you take up a soft place that no one else could ever replace.
the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-
my dog can take up the whole bed if she’s sleeping in my room. idc. I’ll take the floor. only the best for my lil baby
your mom is named mom…my mom is named mom… dude don’t freak out but i think we’re related
Who ever is watching the last season of voltron, feel free to come scream at me with your thoughts!
you would not believe your doors
if ten million groom’s bride whores
me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky
my joints: *crack*